Hello, Children. This is Corinne speaking

kashmiris:

dongboss:
generally:
fucking csi
wanna do something gay to the rock?
No I want to live

eggpuffs:

good boys

dankmemesreasonforliving:

warandpeas:

Slutty Witch

abitchfarmer:

my brain @ 4am: pplease.. . no more,..le t me sleepp
me, clicking on another RIP vine compilation:

stormdriver949:

normalstuffidk:
deerstroyer:
magical-awesome-kid:
xtremefangirling:
we-all-got-scars:
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august

deadpooli:

Lady Luck, take the wheel.

millennialfirebird:

sarcastic-and-witty-username:
My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever
It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.
Please someone make it stop.
Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.
I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

cornerof5thandvermouth:

cornerof5thandvermouth:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
so apparently when my grandfather sleep talks he turns into a human numbers station because he’s chanting numbers very urgently and i feel like i’m on the verge of making contact with something not of this world
“seven… seven… seven… SEVEN… seven… seven… eight on the five… SEVEN.. SEVEN… SEVEN…”

it seems he may be making a breakthrough
he just walked out wild-eyed “I NEED TO PUT A SIX ON A SEVEN. THE NUMBERS DON’T MATCH. They match an eight…”
…solitaire. he’s dreaming about solitaire.

anangstyblackgirl:

Pretty sure she wore every color in this movie and slayed all of them.
Tyra Banks in 2000′s Life-Size.